The Tendyman’s Code Shirt

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These are my tendies.

There are many similar tendies but this plate is mine.

My tendies are my best friend. They are my nutient stream.  I must dine on them instead of non-gmo fruits and  vegetables.

Withouyt me my tendies are cold and stale. Without my tendies I am cold and stale. I must dip my tendies true. I must cover the whole tendie in delicious sauce. I must cover it before it covers me. I will…

My tendies and I know that what counts in dining. It is not the mouthfeel of the bread, the spice that flows, nor the sip of Baja Blast. We know it is  the dips that count. We will dip.

My tendies are human, even as I am tendies. because these are my tendies. Thus, I will lean as a nuggy. I will learn its weak nuggies, its strong nuggies, its pink slime, its breading, its sauce and dip method. I will keep my tendies crisp and warm, even as I am crisp and warm. We will become part of each other. we will.

Before TendieLordXXX9000 I swear this creed. My tendies and I are the defenders of my gamer chair. We are the tasters of the snacks. We are the diners of the chicken.

So be it, until tendies are global and there are no tendies, but an empty plate.