That looks like shit, dude.

“That Looks Like Shit, Dude” Tee
Inspired by the legendary moment someone said, “Let’s deep fry a footlong, roll it in Hot Cheetos and Fruity Pebbles, and serve it at a ballgame.”
And nobody stopped them.

This shirt immortalizes the exact words we all whispered when MLB unveiled the “Bless Your Heart Dog.” Because some things should stay cursed, and this tee is your polite way of saying: “No thanks, I like living.”

Perfect for:

• Food critics with trauma

• Southern passive-aggression

• Letting your shirt do the judging

Printed in classy cursive, because the message is brutal enough.